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Friday, February 26, 2021

Silk Grosgrain

Forebears fought fiercely for freedoms few today don’t take for granted, while rights quietly erode and fall into fascist compliance and futile conformance. Meriting authority and taking license will be fraught with self delusion over worth of own contribution. Only those of privilege ever get to know a bowtie that goes with a tuxedo is made of satin silk grosgrain to match suit lapels just so. And “what’s a cummerbund” is a Jeopardy answer that stumps vast majority, who rarely attend black tie social events and ritzy fund raisers and rather pull down a wool beanie on a winter jaunt. Asphalt byways are black swaths unlike original highway, The Silk Road. Music is a grosgrain ribbon from a homespun past, not at all a tenuous thread unlikely to last. Finding and tracing origins of the following two dozen bike songs wasn’t as much a drudge as some might dread, but it does get increasing hard to find unique examples, since so many were already collected.

Mal Webb, Djembe, Trainer Wheels, Independent Records, 1999 Overlooked Australian folk from among original albums cited underscores how it’s all right in front of you as long as you don’t assume or give up too soon. “There’s too many djembes in the village. You’ve got to get a bicycle instead, ’Cos to the local ladies a bike is a Mercedes, and you cannot ride a djembe home to bed.”

Arkells, Country Boy, single, Dine Alone Records, 2008
“Replace the podium with your coffee table. Replace the microphone with a bottle of beer... And we can talk and talk and talk about your career. Just try to be a strong country boy... Now won't you ride your bicycle away from Queen Street? Now won't you take that highway road straight out of the city? Won't you meet the morning sun with an honest handshake? 'Cause work's gotta get done.”

Culcha Candela, La Bicicleta [dancehall], Next Generation, UMG/Sony, 2009

Peppertones, Bike [Korean pop], Colorful Express, M-Net Media, 2009
"A secret bicycle race on a sunny afternoon in midsummer... You and me, getting closer to sun. The scenery of the passing streets cheerfully...”

Radiopilot, Fahrrad [German], FIFA 09 [soundtrack]. SME-Sony, 2009
Defunct German indie pop band had a Kantian moment: “Get rid of your f-ing fear. No, it's not possible. And we ride our bikes around the square. I ask myself: what if this bike didn't even exist, and I'm standing at the traffic lights, looking up at the stars. I ask myself: what if we didn't even exist in reality. Oh, oh, in reality.”

Zebra Tracks, Bicycles, Collective Guilt, Limited Fanfare Records, 2012
“Bicycles go, what's with the bikes, chained to the racks, railings and signs? And I lost mine. Bicycles go, you’re on your own over the bridge... story unfolds. You had a fine day. Look at your face as it radiates.”

Donnerbalkan, Bicycle Song [German in English], Reime, Beats & Bläser, self, 2013
Beer hall self identified Balkan thunder world music. “Take a bicycle and save the world today.”

Frank Ocean, feat. Jay Z & Tyler, The Creator, Biking [explicit hip-hop], Biking, Stem Distributions LLC/Blonded/Warner Chappell, 2013
“I’m biking uphill and it’s burning my quads. I’m biking downhill and it sounds like a fishing rod.” “My tire’s smoking when I stop.”

Maid Of Ace, Bone Deth [English metal/punk], Maid Of Ace, CD Baby, 2014
Eliot sisters - Abby, Alison, Amy and Anna - embark on a must-see BMX rampage in hometown Hastings. Bone Deth PH48 frames and wheels are designed for use by riders who abuse bikes. Brand also alludes to a line of fan apparel.

Petunia, Bicycle Song [Canadian neo-hillbilly], Inside of You, Trapline Productions, 2014

Love & Logic, Bicycle Seat [hip hop], Bicycle Seat, Concentrated Music, 2015

Alkilados, La Bicicleta [Columbian], La Bicicleta, Universal Music, 2016
In official video an elderly couple reconnect over a teal tandem. “Where do you get so much perfection? You have me pedaling. I don't know where I'm going anymore... And where you tell me I go... There are more stories to tell you, Mamacita, give it, let's try... We are two identical crazy people. You spin my pedals... It's easier to cross Niagara by bike. I have a bike that won't stop to roll to your house.”

Jank, This Is A Song About My Bike Ralph, Versace Summer, self, 2017
Love affair with a beater white Raleigh ten-speed, never locked because nobody would want to steal: “Your feet fell off a couple of times and almost sent me flying into a stop sign. Your hands were brittle and breakin' down, and no amount of duct tape would ever suffice, but you'll always be mine.”

Matt Hulse, Biketown YYJ [Canadian], video single, self, 2017
Celebration of bicycling culture in Victoria, British Columbia, the bicycling capital of Canada. Hulse merely modified lyrics of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis song Downtown.

Max Raabe, Fahrrad fahr´n [German], Der perfekte Moment… wird heut verpennt, We Love Music, 2017
“Sometimes life goes well, assuming you have a bike. Then the thoughts fly, and you don't need to refuel either. The police say in a friendly manner, ‘Hello!’ because I always do everything right. Should you be without a bike, I could lend you mine. Cycle: Nothing is as beautiful as riding a bike. I can't give a damn about the car.”

The Proclaimers, Angry Cyclist [Scot], The Proclaimers, Cooking Vinyl, 2018
Critics say, “If you can trust one band to put a spoke in the wheel, it would be Scottish twins Charlie and Craig Reid. Their 11th album in 31 years reads you the riot act while still chasing romantic ideals.” These erstwhile Edinburghers sing, “For me I feel this era has been kissed, kissed by the aura of an angry cyclist. List black loathing so sincere, red anger born of fear. There’s nothing half as queer as today... Old prejudice hasn't gone; new energy drives it on... Watch bigotry advance. Give ignorance a chance. With fascists we now dance. My, oh, my.” A video message adds, “You stole our future.”

Gayantha Wijerathna, Bicycle Song [Sri Lankan], single, self, 2018

Rostam, Bike Dream, Half-Light, Nonesuch Records, 2018

atitude 67, magrela [samba], Casa 67, Universal Music Group, 2019
“Ah, she takes me anywhere. Ah, it's so nice when we go out for a walk. It’s a declaration of love for my bicycle. I love everything in it so much, every skinny tire, on asphalt, sand or dirt. It’s a declaration of love. It was while cycling that I discovered the simple things in life.”

Jitensha, Under Control [Canadian folk], Periscope, self, 2019
“Don’t get emotional. You’ve got to ride it out. You got a long way to go. Relax. You got it under control... With every mile that passes, you start to understand. What once looked like a mountain can fit inside of your hand.”

Juli, Fahrrad [German], single/video, UMG-Polydor, 2019
You’d fear for these young adults riding BMXs in middle of street without helmets if roads weren’t totally deserted. At least they have headlights.

KEES, Lekker Fietsen (Nice Biking) [Dutch], single, self, 2019
Well produced send up of stationary cycling as a metaphor for life in a rut.

Bazzi, Young & Alive, Young & Alive, WMG-Atlantic Records, 2020
One of the few songs about bicycling ever to win a Grammy Award, its chorus repeats thrice: “Ridin' my bike like I'm too young to drive, careless and free like it's 2005. Had to chill the **** out, take a trip outside, to have fun with my friends like I'm young and alive.”

Laureen Bicyclette, Trocyclette [Parisian techno], Techno Connecting People EP, self, 2020
All 27m, 21s of this is click glitch and head-splitting thump celebrate title invention, aka trottinette, by Louis-Georges Bogrand in 1944, which combines a bike and foot scooter. Seems to be making a comeback as an urban knockabout, though more complicated than traditional scooter, which they’ve lately electrified for loans.

Saturday, February 20, 2021

Callous Chatelain

“I see a little silhouetto of a man, [Scarmucci] can you do the fandango? ...‘I’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me.’ He’s just a poor boy from a poor family. Spare him his life from this monstrosity. ‘Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?’ Bismillah! No, we will not let you go... ‘Let me go!’ No, no, no, no, no, no, no... ‘Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me. So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? So you think you can love me and leave me to die?’” - Freddie Mercury, Queen, A Night at the Opera, 1975

In the beginning Labann believed internet lacked accurate or adequate content, so desperately and unnecessarily tried to improve voluminously. Bulletin boards were boring and uninspiring. Despite journalists’ best intentions, news stories were vetted whitewash. E-commerce websites worshiped below par merchandise and crass persuasion. Wasn't until software designers began to solicit real comments that producers started communicating online with users. Social media followed suit to share opinions, reviews, and specifics. How could all this love go so wrong? Familiarity breeds disgust and bursts oblivious bliss.

Emotions only matter to individuals. Society doesn't care how you feel, while criminals and politicians exploit whatever they can covertly steal from what you innocently reveal yet might not currently feel. Quality of egalitarian expressions has declined, though a handful actually outperform classic genius. Labann's posts never go viral. Only amusing images and contaminated ideas stir enough idiots to earn many hits. Given over 3 trillion words archived in The Library of Congress, how many are necessary? Consider countless pages of business filings, congressional testimony, legal transcripts, and proprietary texts not even included, subsequently redacted or shredded, or summarily dismissed. Facts outnumber stars in known universe though clouded minds don’t know they exist.

Given fewer miles driven in 2020 due to COVID, who do you think caused increase in car crash fatalities? In a word, Trump. Worst example of selfish malevolence since Stalin, his toxic hate spread contempt for fellowship beyond all violent films and games, because his attention gluttony and power lust aren’t just figurative but palpable. When ego, greed and pride drive tons of carelessly and rapidly propelled steel, what else can you expect? Before end of last century Labann had already shared a literary cartoon and scornful spiel to impugn this wiggy tycoon as democracy’s Achilles’ heel who’d lead nation into a nihilistic ordeal. What’s wrong with those who presume his threats promise some sweet deal? Worst consequence imaginable, he decreased safety of riding a bicycle. Because of Republican policies, among industrialized countries, USA has highest health cost, obesity, murder, and poverty rates and lowest infrastructure sufficiency, life expectancy, and literacy scores.

“The department’s single largest achievement during Trump’s tenure was its contested move to weaken greenhouse gas emissions standards for cars and SUVs, but it also held back from imposing rules on self-driving cars and made it easier for companies to experiment with airborne drones... [Trump’s sole Transportation Secretary until Elaine resigned days before having to vacate] Chao [Mrs. Mitch McConnell, Republican senator, holy nepotism!] and the administration were unable to secure Republican congressional support for a package of at least a trillion dollars for roads, bridges and airports. Instead, ‘infrastructure week’ became a punchline.”

Some argue car wrecks are due to a mass exodus from California to Texas, or New York to Florida, where incidence is higher. Anyone with means will gravitate to wherever they can set up shop to sponge up surplus bucks, whereas those on dole must stay put to stay on a roll. State taxes do vary but seldom by significant differences and usually rise upon urban influx. Rural towns generally have fewer services and lower taxes. But evidence shows middle class families can’t afford to live in places they’ve abandoned. Net worth in millions might be a bubble ready to burst, when artificially inflated home prices based on low interest rates make up bulk of net worth.

Childish, petty behavior, like firing White House staff members, locking out new presidential couple, mewling over a decisive loss, refusing to honor protocols of all transitions for centuries, and whining over lowest Gallup rating and widespread rebuke by historians and journalists simply underscores what an infantile lowlife and poor sport Trump really is. Cash cleaner, casino boss, coke dealer, currency off-shorer, keeper of personal secrets (business dealings, talks with enemies, tax returns): Why didn’t all of this warn supporters that Trump can never be trusted?

A series of recent polls suggest that a third of nation believe misinformation. When you point out such facts, his thralls go ballistic. They can’t see how cult worship is feckless and pathetic. They buy all his rhetoric yet neglect his track record, fly false flags that flip blame onto victims, make ridiculous claims, and reject indisputable evidence. Trump divided own party, fulfilled few campaign promises, lost all legal maneuvers, relied upon executive orders, signed few representative bills, pushed own agenda in an inpatient perversion of public service, and worked more on his golf swing than coalitions with Congress. Deplorables share his agenda for environmental rape, female subjugation, immigration denial, return to slavery, wealth inequality, and white dominance. He personifies crimes against humanity and mortal sins, yet possesses enough followers to form a new party, because minions prefer celebrity entertainment to sober statesmanship. Fortunately, Biden has already rescinded most of his dictatorial orders. If GOP had any sense, they’d divorce themselves before he steals too many of their voters.

Vassals still hold hope of long shot reversals that will restore their callous chatelain, who never wanted to keep castle but exploit position and ravage nation. After a bohemian rhapsody of capitol insurrection and impeachment proceedings vast majority agreed "good riddance" yet grow increasingly apprehensive he’ll never go away. March 4th looms as another pivotal moment in an unbearable series. Not superstitious to think that mentioning his name heightens his power, like Beetlejuice or Voldemort, yet to ignore a threat is to invite reprisal and mount evidence of “cancel culture”, as if shameless monsters with uninterrupted media access care they've been ostracized. What you resist may persist. Perfect examples are extermination camps; condemned as the epitome of heinous inhumanity, they repeatedly return as an option among vicious villains looking for vulnerable scapegoats. For mental defectives, power of suggestion influences more than logic and sense.

Orange Jumpsuit’s claim of "longest ongoing witch hunt” is pure drivel and proves he’ll say anything to stay out of jail. No, voters just didn't want any more of his unilateral decrees that directly attacked democracy, environment, longstanding partners, people of color, and women, thus alienating 65% of population and making enemies of allies. It's not only who he is - amoral crime lord on third Russian trophy bride and international plunder trafficker - it's what he actually did: failed majority, repeatedly sympathized with nazis, and sold state secrets to enemy dictators in China, North Korea, and Russia. Swiss Friars began hunting witches in 1420’s and kept at it for centuries. In USA, Salem Witch Hunt went on for 19 years. So he adds another lie to his Big Lie of a stolen election, inspired by his own theft in 2016, and second attempt in 2020 that fell far short because of changes made specifically to ensure it couldn't happen again.

Where were writers of reason and record when Trump ran in 2016 primaries? Relaxing on holidays? Running from responsibilities? Was obvious he was as unfit for office as a key chain with open scissors or tool belt dangling destructive implements. Why dig up crazy conspiracies unless you intend to debunk them? Who deserves heroic investigative efforts after nation let journalists get slammed? Beware when decent and passionate people become silent. Neocons for decades stole trillions from small time equity dabblers and unremittingly battered taxpayers. Nobody prosecuted them into oblivion, while they bribed politicians through fortunes they amassed illegally. Billionaires who actually earned fortunes tend to back legitimate causes while serving own interests. Enemies of working class - charity directors, corporate raiders, and fiscal vampires - hide behind laws to suck all life out of honest industry. Even worse, cowardly congressional enablers acquitted Teflon Don on smallest of margins, 10 votes, to unleash a gloating demon who vows to divide America.

“His loss occurred not because of the disaffection of his supporters but despite a huge increase in their numbers (11 million more voters) at a time when, unlike 2016, there was no possible illusion about what Trump represents and, therefore, hardly any ambiguity in the sense of voting for him. At the global level likewise, there are presently no signs of neofascism waning: The continuing popularity of [neo-Nazi] figures... does not portend any withering away of the far-right pandemic in the foreseeable future. Achieving a new state of herd immunity to fascism, like that of the postwar years, requires not only a political defeat of the most prominent neofascist movements and an uncompromising fight against their ideologies.” - Gilbert Achcar, noted author and professor at University of London, October, 2020

True journalists are bona fide heroes, like firemen, police, and teachers who can only perform their dangerous jobs when community accepts and trusts them. Conservative villains and neocon propagandists - Breitbart, Fox News, New American, Newsmax, Washington Examiner, and whoever issues the dozens of fake news emails that arrive hourly - urged by conspiracy theorists, traitors in Congress and executive office, and whoever figures they can take more than their share, have destroyed all semblance of honest reporting. It's now infotainment and sensationalism aimed at political dominance. Unless journalists overcome this rise of fascism, ignorance, and unwillingness to devote time to reading and thinking thing through, ever fewer opportunities to serve communities will be presented.

A patriot asks what he/she can do to benefit nation, not a class, dictator, minority or self. Constitution’s author Thomas Jefferson admitted, “That government is best which governs least,” but provided for an army and police to enforce laws, and courts to prosecute and sentence miscreants, scofflaws and scumbags who don’t care, don’t read, and often figure what’s yours is theirs as long as they get away with grabbing it or killing for it. American revolution was a result of taxation without representation, no noble grievance. Prosecuting celebrity perps has proven too difficult since O.J.’s trial; easier to convict innocent, poor or powerless, who can’t defend themselves. Money buys privileges including get out of jail free passes and junkie assassins who’ll do anything for next fix. As a democratic virtue, open-mindedness may mean slow to act but patience isn’t endless. Huckabee radicals deride kumbaya compromises, designate as snowflakes anyone who sensibly wants to get along, and disdain live-and-let-live decency. Temptation always exists to rule with iron fists, but ends badly unless one resists.

If you don't know the law, doesn't mean you're exonerated. False flaggers are even trying to say Capitol riot was a liberal plot to belittle Trump. Grasping at straws and spreading rumors have often worked and will be repeated. Impeaching former public officials for improprieties, not just crimes, is in fact constitutional and precedented. Trump’s Senate trial could have occurred anytime, since already impeached twice while still in office. Due process and senate jurisdiction were only cited to save face. Furthermore, pardon or resignation doesn't exempt said individual from criminal conviction, decree for restitution, or witness testimony. Sentencing for bribery, dereliction, extortion, massive treasury raid, state official intimidation, and selling state secrets could include forfeit of retirement compensation, further civil prosecution, ineligibility to hold elected office, liens on Mordor-a-Lago and Towers of Terror, loss of Secret Service protection, and prison time. Why should nation continue to fund his personal agendas of greed and power? Only an impotent man needs his name on a tower.

Voters elect representatives because they want them to handle issues and organize programs beyond their own abilities. When elected officials don't few recourses are presented: Impeachment, recall, trial conviction, and withering rebuke. Conservatives, whom Chomsky identified as statist reactionaries, exploit laws to attack opponents and minimize good they do. It’s been their formula for decades, win at any cost including civility, democracy, freedoms, progress and rights. If not constantly contradicted, they get their way. Price of freedom remains eternal vigilance, but who’s going to assume responsibility? Social mistrust has skyrocketed. “SUVs reflect Americans’ growing fear of others and our desire to sequester ourselves and our families from them.” A castle on wheels doesn’t intimidate attackers, it invites carjackers.


Wednesday, February 17, 2021

Fuel-ish Fusain

Wild cycling image from Purity Ring, Stardew, Official Video (2020) - “A storm is coming. I feel it in my scars. And in the morning we'll wonder where we are... The world turns over and I'll be lost in you. Hide in the static, go push me through and through. And I will fall from your sweet height to prove that all I am is meant to bleed and bloom. How you move. How you knew. Hold me down. Hold me true.”

Fusain is a fossilized chunk from a spindle tree with which you can magically draw a fine charcoal sketch of Punxsutawney Phil prognosticating 6 more weary weeks of winter, exactly what’s left. Never face April without flurries or worse anyway. NOAA climate specialists proved Phil has been wrong 5 out of last 10 years, which included hottest on record. Gives slight hope to Northeast cyclists stuck indoors on trainers trying to restore their “hypomanic state”, what TV psychiatrist F. Murray Abraham cited as a bicycling outcome on Law & Order: Criminal Intent (“Three-in-One”, Season 9, Episode 16, July, 2010). Snowy side streets sent Saturday’s derivé along a deserted service highway pass derrières of commercial and industrial sites. Too drab and icy to bother seeking hilly and spicy scenery. Then Sunday’s storm raged here during sultry Tampa's Superbowl for happy home team, yet deterred another day of riding and potential mood boost. Lack of aerobic reps while daylong video streaming makes for health worries.

Riders who appear in a pharma ad get honored on Ozempic mural. Cheer to hear companies responding to latest viral crisis, but only because Uncle Sam made grants too big to ignore. Medicines that actually cure serious ailments are prone to ruinous lawsuits, unlike placebos that tease remedies to minor complaints. Two-thirds of Americans take on average 4 prescriptions daily, particularly those over 50 years old, who might die if supplies suddenly ceased. FDA regulations stipulate that pharma houses agree never to discontinue an approved product without first arranging for an effective substitute. Yet bottom line profiteers want to do away with such regulations, putting patients at needless risk. Neocons never care whether people die, thus their staunch support of auto, coal and oil industries, who kill as many people as pandemics.

While millennials rethink merits of purchases, automakers scramble to increase perception of convenience and safety. Bicyclists are especially wary of computer assisted, driverless, and silent electric SUVs, which don't take anything but parked vehicles into account but do take up too much space in narrow lanes. Incompetent motorists who need all such safety gadgets should have their privilege to operate revoked. With pavement in shambles, only halftracks, hovercraft, hum-vees, or hybrid MTBs should be considered.

Our Hospitality (Buster Keaton, dir., 1920) was set in 1830 to portray Willie McKay (stuntman Buster Keaton himself) at play riding an obsolete draisienne, widely outlawed by 1820, to modest estate he inherited. Having recently arrived in area, Willie accepts a dinner invitation, but didn’t know Canfield boys are bitter enemies to McKays and want to murder him. Patriarch won’t allow as long as he’s protected by rules of hospitality. So, this dated example is a veritable two wheeler from a century ago, set a century earlier. Functional dandy horse built as a prop for film was later donated to Smithsonian Institution.

Resisting group therapy, private detective Monk (Tony Shalhoub, Season 8, Episode 8, 2009) tries to coax a insurance denied solo session from his psychologist Dr. Neven Bell (Héctor Elizondo) by having his assistant Natalie Teeger (Traylor Howard) captain a Schwinn tandem with him on back, catch up, and ride alongside. When Bell refuses and speeds up an incline, they fall behind and topple over.

Grace Papy compiled clips from 2-1/2 dozen films (many already reviewed) and several videos (not listed) into Vélo Bicyclette Remix, 2017. Will review remainder over subsequent posts. Too bad its dance songs - both album title tracks, Galantis, No Money, 2016, and Syn Cole, It’s You, 2015 - don’t directly refer to bicycling, though Cole’s does slightly suggest: “Law of attraction feels like chemistry. Yeah, it's a jungle out in the street. You gotta fight for the things you need.”

In family musical Lemonade Mouth (Patricia Riggen, dir., 2011) Disney kids bike to compete in an Albuquerque High School rock competition. Wouldn’t mention except for its inclusion in Vélo Bicyclette video.

Two films, Nerve and Paranormal Activity 4 (Ariel Schulman and Henry Joost, dirs. on both, 2016 and 2012, respectively), merely flash bicycling unrelated to plot.

Total Black Out, aka Walk of Shame (Steven Brill, dir., 2014) in which aspiring news anchor Elizabeth Banks, after bombing interview then partying hard to forget fiasco, gets offered job as long as she can be at studio before 5:00 PM. Enormous LA isn’t so easy to cross at rush hour; just ask Izzy. At one point, she’s bargaining with a school boy for his bike, which she instead steals and straddles in a tight skirt.

Psychological thriller The Shining (Stanley Kubrick, dir., 1980), previously listed, has telepathic youngster Danny Lloyd chanting REDRUM and pedaling his tricycle around snowbound Overlook Hotel. Horror revisit Doctor Sleep (Mike Flanagan, dir., 2020) covers same motif.



Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Mint Forebrain

Being called upon to do something outside one’s area of expertise isn’t unusual. Not his day job, Labann’s legacy can be summed up by thousands of pages in hefty volumes documenting a century of culture often traced to origins. Much of it exposes incompetence and malfeasance rather than sings praise in human forbearance. Kick ‘em when they’re down? No, appeal to better natures bestowed. Although B&C targeted bicyclists, they travel lightly, so never took up this heavy load. Though it all fits on a single CD less than 2 ounces encased, it preoccupies billions of synapses that would lay waste any rider’s attentive capacity and sensitive taste.

Regret no inquiry and wouldn’t change any figure of speech. Unless you invent something useful, make a lasting impression, publish a popular book, or share embarrassing details, you’re remembered only by a grave marker (unless ash strewn cremated, lost at sea, or mass interred) or some footnote or list entry from a news microfiche. Born, lived, died, forgotten. Among attention starved wannabes since WWII, protests went from beatnick be-ats, to hippie be-ins, to little man extremists bashing capitol barriers with bike racks. Loud boys leftist anarchists and proud boys rightist terrorists don’t speak for vast moderate majority though they try desperately to divide. Only a hundred thousand humans are jealously vilified or vaguely lionized versus a hundred billion who ever lived. CBS could only muster a list of 151 lost celebrities in a year that will forever be known for mass death, 400,000 Americans to COVID alone, nearly as many as Influenza epidemic a century ago, and a surprising increase in automotive deaths given huge cuts in motorized trips and increase in those biked. 

Break down intelligence: What you find is autonomic autopilot, hindbrain responses, limbic instincts, midbrain processes, and muscle memory carrying bulk of the load, with forebrain functions directing decisions as little as possible, since that expends a great deal of electrochemical fuel. Brain uses more than any other organ. Neglecting proactive action risks earning a reputation as a fool. Explains why many hate to read and repeatedly do self destructive things, let themselves be exploited, and suffer losses. Proper planning prevents poor performance, yet so few behave responsibly, hardly anything winds up within conformance. On plus side, their forebrains are left in mint condition, wear free, worth harvesting if you’re a politician, vampire or zombie.

Energy you expend can be replaced and gets rewarded: Biking long distances, earning wages to save, hiking up a mountain to ski down, paddling a kayak against tides. Anyone who won’t disbelieves allure uttered, while alive slips by and apathy steals vitality, what for, and why. With gyms and schools shuttered, it’s back to fresh air and sunlit reps along icy lanes strewn with fallen leaves in between reads among extensive sheaves and time spent on overlooked movies that each internet search retrieves. Inside the White House, however, president elect Biden will probably pedal his customized Peloton. Who knew he was a cyclist like so many predecessors?

Underscored by Irene Cara hit tune What a Feeling during intro scene of Flashdance (Adrian Lyne, dir., 1983), aspiring ballerina and nightclub dancer Jennifer Beals stylishly commutes on her steel ten speed Motobecane to her steelworker job, where she’s sexually harassed by Pittsburgh coworkers. Chasing a dream is hard work that usually has to happen fast to succeed at all. Never felt completely safe on many a damp predawn commute.

In teen sport flick Rad (Hal Needham, dir., 1986) listed in B&C, aspiring BMX’er Cru Jones (Bill Allen) tries to qualify for Hell Track race run by corrupt promoter Duke Best (Jack Weston) and beat Olympic champion Bart Conner (played by himself) who is sponsored by Mongoose.

High school teacher and wannabe novelist Lance Clayton (Robin Williams) isn’t World’s Greatest Dad (Bobcat Goldthwait, dir., 2009), far from it. When his teen son Kyle (Daryl Sabara) accidentally kills himself during autoerotic sex, he ghost composes an embarrassment saving suicide note, then a fictional journal, which win notoriety and sympathy. Then he publicly confesses causing confusion and dispelling illusion. Kyle’s only friend, Andrew (Evan Martin) bikes to catch Lance and express approval in final scene.

Set in 2092, planet’s last mortal human, Mr. Nobody (Jaco Van Dormael, dir., 2009), played primarily by Jared Leto among others at different ages, has a secret: He can recall any time during his life, both back and forward, including alternative timelines based on crucial pivots. In a late scene he upsets a space ladder that delivers bicycles to the moon, spilling cargo into void.

Testament of Youth (James Kent, dir., 2014) casts Alicia Vikander (bike messenger tomb raider Lara Croft) as Vera Brittain, whose best selling memoir 100 years ago of volunteering as a nurse on WWI front elevated admiration of her as feminist, pacifist, and socially conscious writer. More than a few times telegraph runners arrive by bicycle to deliver devastating news.

Spanish melodrama La Bicicleta (Sigfrid Monleón, dir., 2006) has Valencia couple Carlos and Pilar Bardem deliver an optimistic message about dehumanizing effects of urban developments that ignore bicycling. Same bicycle resurrected by Sancho Gracia, who swaps in components from other bikes in an ecological and sustainable fashion, gets transferred among three owners at different stages of life. Sancho gives it to 12 year old orphan José Miguel Sánchez, but it gets stolen. Bárbara Lennie uses it as a bike messenger, then leaves it with old fisherwoman Pilar Bardem. Cities are living organisms, continuously transformed, and, as Baudelaire said, “The shape of a city changes faster than the heart of a mortal.”

Bicycling comic artist Kent Osborne stars as himself in Uncle Kent 2 (Joe Swanberg, dir., 2106), an unnecessary sequel that mocks movie industry’s feckless reliance on repeating familiar themes to pick audiences’ pockets. Kent goes to San Diego Comic-Con despite worry over The Singularity causing an apocalypse. He remains upbeat, “We’re here, we’re alive, and we should make the most of it.” He pedals in a hazmat suit and on a tandem side-by-side with a female fan Lyndsay Hailey.

School teacher Lucy Taylor (Jodie Sweetin) in Love Under The Rainbow (Tony Dean Smith, dir., 2018) falls for single parent Jack Evans (David Haydn-Jones) of preteen student Sophie (Dakota Guppy) after outings including riding bicycles together around Stanley Park Seawall Bikepath in Vancouver, British Columbia. Chalk it up as another saccharine made-for-television confection from Hallmark channel that has characters chasing delusional rainbows.

Ombres et Lumières (Martin Amiot & Philipe Bellemare, dirs., 2013) is IBike Studio’s 12 minute documentary about Montreal fixie culture. French with English subtitles.

Whoever you are, wherever you ride is Rapha Core’s 5 min inspirational ad (Martin Gilluck, dir, 2016). “Not riding your bike is like a lobotomy.” Perspectives is a multi-sport followup (Christian Woodmansey & Daniel Wieckmann, dirs., 2017) of their China manufactured, London designed, Walmart owned apparel and bib shorts nicknamed Rapha after 1950’s road team St. Raphael.

Huntress (Kelsey Leigh, dir., 2018), a beautifully produced and wildly immersive 7 minutes, has distaff bike messengers plying NYC streets quietly seeking space and sustenance while withstanding sexist comments.

In German crime thriller Cut Off (Christian Alvart, dir., 2018) coroner Paul Herzfeld (Moritz Bleibtreu) discovers a capsule in the skull of a corpse during an autopsy. Note inside shows his daughter’s name and her phone number. Hannah (Barbara Prakopenka) soon goes missing. Similar clues planted on other bodies help him track her to ruins of a Nazi era U-boat bunker on frigid isolated Heligoland in North Sea, which Britain blew up during WWII in the largest manmade nonnuclear explosion ever. Paul conscripts local civilian Linda (Jasna Fritzi Bauer) to assist on the car free island. Plot slowly reveals that serial monster Sadler snatched bicycling child of a vicious mobster triggering a chain of events into which coroner inadvertently gets drawn because he once refused to compromise his principles and testify falsely against Sadler.

It Follows (David Robert Mitchell, dir., 2014) on foot, relentlessly, even when high school senior Jay (Malka Monroe) tries to ride away on a BMX. Wheels are an advantage against this supernatural death threat transmitted by sexual intercourse, but sometimes you’ve got to sleep. This critically acclaimed horror flick taps into date and disease anxieties in a world full of HIV and STDs.

Set in 1936 France, Les Beaux Jours (Jean-Pierre Sinapi, dir., 2003), aka The Beautiful Days, has Gaby (Clotilde Courau) and Mado (Nadine Marcovici) boldly taking nation’s first paid holiday by bicycling to seashore sans spouses, while other spineless young adults fear losing their factory jobs. Gaby wastes a lot of time loudly deriding them for it.

In opening scene of psychological thriller I See You (Adam Randall, dir., 2019) Riley Caya goes gravel biking and suddenly is lifted from saddle into obscurity beginning a series of strange occurrences investigated by sheriff Jon Tenney.

American Utopia (Spike Lee, dir., 2020) has David Byrne and his company performing their acclaimed concert live on stage without typical encumbrances for a more intimate interaction with audience. Afterwards, entire band leaves Hudson Theater to bike about midtown Manhattan’s theater district together.

Centennial biopic Radioactive (Marjane Satrapi, dir., 2020) celebrates Madame Marie Curie (Rosamund Pike) and covers her controversial fame. The only woman to have won 2 Nobel Prizes, in both chemistry and physics, Marie was not only a gifted scientist but a role model for women. When she acquiesces to marry Pierre Curie, they go on a bicycling honeymoon of pure bliss which doesn’t last. As always, ethics must govern how you exploit what you discover. From Satrapi's banned graphic biography Persepolis about growing up during theocratic overthrow of Shah of Iran comes indelible quote, "The revolution is like a bicycle. When the wheels don’t turn, it falls."

Saturday, January 16, 2021

Unstable Augean

“Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise,” said founding father Benjamin Franklin hundreds of years ago, and wound up on a hundred dollar bill. This sound advice has become trumped up doublespeak in a post-truth milieu. B&C has always been about confronting delusions, eclipsing adages, and setting sayings straight. Government policies crush personal efforts. Blackguards stifle safeguards and usurp power. Trillions in federal debt will cause rampant inflation and decimate personal savings and purchasing value. While science agrees regular sleep decreases stress and improves stamina, diet, economy, exercise (esp. bicycling), genetics, habits (esp. drugs and smoking), and worry impact longevity more. Pandemics erase precautions reasonable people take. Wisdom is an amalgam of anticipation, experience, forethought, intelligence, judgement, knowledge, logic, manners, memory, perspiration, proactivity, and repetition ascribed to those who burnt candles on both ends when viewed with 20/200 hindsight.

How should government be run? Who has such arrogance to ask? Do citizens still have a right to be informed and shape? Shouldn’t someone with sense say what must be said? So many ill conceived decisions come out of Congress, constituents often figure they could do better themselves in a chamber scrape. Constitution calls for public service and taxpayer representation, as much anachronisms as jingo flags unfurled across a partisan landscape. Had evolved into either blind ideologies or influence pedaling. Lately it’s printing trillions of dollars, sticking into own pockets, tossing hostile dictators some bones, upholding deals with patronage directors, and vowing workers token pittances never delivered. If this continues, nation has no future. And, as goes America, so goes world in which no one is secure.

Face it: Besides conducting business crucial to life, government bilks wage earners, keeps them in line by enforcing laws they themselves don't follow, and writes omnibus bills less read and more wordy than Labann’s volumes full of arm twisting, blatant kickbacks, and pork barrel proposals. Such a sweet deal, but for whom? Pigs at the trough of late, GOP finds ever nervier ways to cheat and dominate, never serve interests efficiently or solve issues equitably, a situation you don’t need Bernie Sanders to substantiate. A century ago same could be said of Jim Crow Democrats, same mentality under another name, switching affiliations according to number of voter registrations. Largest voter group is independent and unrepresented, proving disgust with party platforms. Democrats today are restorationists, so recent victories spell more of the same. Hustlers misinform, but political parties apply mind control, brainwash with propaganda aimed at ego and fear, and conflate anecdotes into trends to falsely convince. For them pride yields profits and terror quells rebellion. Nation’s history has been a litany of oppressive policies favoring richest few.

During last half century Americans only prospered as a whole when Democrats had control of both Congress and executive office. Republican administrations resulted in economic recessions and illicit discriminations. Conservatives describe everything leftish as communism - including moderate majority mainstream - and reject change, improvements, progressive ideas, realignments, regulations, social spending, taxes, and whatever redistributes wealth from callous greedy to innocent needy. Unlike Trump, few can easily take out billions in loans and never repay. Relief checks reward lenders. You can bet your collection of music on CD and 3D videos on DVD that many homeless wretches never seek a handout or rather trade last dollar bill for some chemical thrill readily available. Many of them are mentally ill and not specifically responsible. Society can't ignore them any more than reckless industrialists who dump toxic wastes or terrible products on unsuspecting populace.

Worst part of trickle down stance wasn’t that it was a boldfaced fraud, but it made more billionaires than ever. Nation bears 788 or so billionaires, too many to avoid inequality becoming a catastrophe. About 10% of residents, 33 million of total 329 million, live under umbrella of millionaire households. In stark contrast, 43 million subsist below poverty line. Since wealth is a finite resource, every billionaire (inc. Trump) means that 50,000 families fail. Somewhere on earth someone dies every 3 seconds from poverty, 14,400 per day. Global poverty is as bad as any pandemic. Due to effort, faith and luck, 75% of Americans get by on an annual median income of $32K. Households need at least $25K per year after taxes to manage with basic connectivity, food, insurance, shelter and transportation. That leaves between $6K and $7K for retirement savings (as IRA code suggests), lifetime savings of $250K to $280K, provided you ride a bicycle and skip luxuries and vacations. That’s retirement pay each year for every ex-presidential couple. Some elder abuser or nursing home will wheedle it all away when you’re too feeble and old to deal. Increasingly more choose to earn less lest they be victimized by work stress or make targets of themselves and what they possess.

Joe McCarthy’s protege, proponent of trickle down, and puppet president Ronald Reagan constantly pops up on lists of nation’s most famous, because every ugly resident loves a criminal precedent who succeeded. Easy to pick People of the Year, winning team of Aunt Kam and Uncle Joe. Hard to pick Scourge of the Year, a tossup between any Trump political antic and traumatic COVID pandemic. While boasting of an 18% edge in a 2020 Gallup poll, Trump couldn't beat 21% undecided and won't ever tie Jimmy Carter's 29 time record as most admired American; it’s something of a cruel joke to all who Agent Orange so grossly offended that he’s even appended. Most polls of historians place Trump below James Buchanan among worst on lowest quartile. Throughout his short stint in politics, his approval ratings hovered below 40%, final 34%, the lowest a president ever defended. Only Nixon exited lower, at 24%, after escalating war, flipping out, and resigning in disgrace.

B&C dabbles in poetry and wordplay not serious policy and theology today. Can barely muster discipline to perform safety procedures that delay disease, while COVID-20 mutation has already appeared in England. According to the CDC, COVID is twice as likely to infect and thrice more likely to kill non-Caucasian peoples except Asians, who are half as likely to contract but equally as susceptible to die along with elderly and other high risk groups. This genetic bias might be explained by bioengineered weapons. Yet deplorables go about without masks in defiance, straddling 2 parking spaces in rude contempt for everyone. Those who seek opinions that validate their positions will more likely be deluded or disgruntled. But all inquiry is inextricably interlinked; there's no way to divorce stupidity from what experts say, especially among Dunning-Kruger morons whose illusions of superiority interfere with self awareness of abject incompetence. A half baked essay by late novelist John le Carre is as close as you'll ever get to a historically accurate assay. Truths have already been redacted from every news story. Dig as you will, anything of value lies beneath tons of overburden. Pointless details get relentlessly piled atop nuggets of wisdom that affirm a life’s entirety. William Butler Yeats was right, “The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity,” but isn’t that because decency demands cool cooperation and patient compromise?

Any cat with a Cheneyer grin, megalomaniac within, and orange skin must be a slimy alien symbiont totalitarian. UFO extraterrestrials must be consummate vermin. No human is so happy hollering into an echo chasm of conceited sin. Only a malignant narcissist demands so much self esteem strokin’. Analyzed by psychologists, Trump’s interminable speeches over 20 years reveal an amoral, anti-environmental, autocratic, biased, bullying, conceited, criminal, denialist, divisive, elitist, fascist, greedy, low class, lying, misogynist, narcissist, nationalist, paranoid, racist, rambling, sadist, sanctimonious, self absorbed, treasonous xenophobe who’s dismissive of citizens with disabilities, doesn't know what statesmanship entails, has no domestic or foreign policies other than raid federal treasury and strike unholy deals with worst adversaries, and only respects those who prey upon “losers” given his long history as casino owner and cruel landlord who cheated lenders, profited off the suffering of others, and suborned gaming addictions and sex trafficking. Extremism on multiple fronts earns him interminably long lists of denouncements and intensely packed paragraphs. Ego, fear, greed and hate are all Don the Con has ever dealt in. Such scams work because scoundrels discover what people have already convinced themselves of and elaborate upon their delusions, where all betrayals begin.

Big Mac Donald is a chronic liar and flattering cad who cared for no one but himself as he stuffed his pockets between 250 golf outings (most on record for a sitting POTUS), a raucous racketeer, and short billed cawing crow (genus and species Corvus brachyrhynchos). His planned news network will bugle lies and subjugate fools. Can't let this aberration continue to dominate every conversation with a quarter billion internet posts to date. It’s just his way of erecting another wall to hide his heinous crimes against humanity behind, yet may prove worse than traitorous sellout and vile greed, since he smears democracy itself. Everyone knows presidency lost luster during 43's decade, but 45’s tenure undermined America’s self determined way of life. Augurs ill for entire planet if autocrats do whatever they want, electors get ignored, while formidable task of ridding Congress of corruption goes unattended.

In Dan Partland’s biopic Unfit: The Psychology of Donald Trump, senior psychologists analyzed a plethora of actions, announcements and appearances to diagnose his antisocial, paranoid, sadistic tendencies. His documented 20,000 lies confused, gaslighted, and pushed supporters remotely into violence without remorse. They'll never acknowledge how he regularly cheats on golf, taxes, and wives and overlook his bribery schemes that sell pardons to felons. QAnon ignores his actual suborning human trafficking while accusing honest officials of the same. If his alleged genius IQ is really 156, then he ought to understand why he was the only president in over 2 centuries to be impeached twice, a record you can be sure he's proud of. Voters were all too willing to dump Trump and replace with any face, kick can down road, not learn an important lesson. 

Having condensed what hundreds of investigative reporters disclosed about 4 years of Trump’s example, must conclude civility was bled from nation’s beautiful, best and brightest, never mind crimes he's committed, how much he stole, lust for power, and perversion of truth. “Despite the constant negative press, covfefe” (COVid For Election Fix Expected), Trump tweeted, and wanted 75% of Americans to catch COVID, erroneously thinking that would achieve herd immunity; 75% of his associates complied and contracted, including personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, who nevertheless quaffed an exclusive medical cocktail then partied at Mar-a-Lago maskless out of quarantine with guests who paid to see no-show Trump. You can't make such stuff up. Mar-a-Lago was once a national park until The Man of Steal extorted from former owner for less than half its value. No one becomes immune to influenza, which is why you need annual vaccinations. Took a big resurgence in November to knock a little sense into heads of masses to wear their masks and wash more. Trump’s solution to these embarrassments is to defund PBS and dismantle legitimate Press. What did nation expect from a naked self proclaimed emperor? No one in media has ever been as maniacally determined to misinform with utterly disreputable nonsense. Reveals a dire degree of desperation to grip engineer’s position on gravy train.

Captain Outrageous figured he was being clever by tapping into social media, like Arab Spring, to galvanize loner and loser discontent and portray himself as a Herculean hero cleaning Augean stables of federal and state governments thereby restoring power to the people. Backfired. Heroes don’t suddenly appear to shoulder impossible tasks. Followers imagined this billionaire bully to be a fresh outsider on a cleanup mission, which was daft wishful thinking. They flung open henhouse door to a wolf. All online commentary ever does is raise hackles and resentments. It doxes whoever tweets, infers preferences, and reveals flaws. The less you say, the better your reputation, as Labann can attest. The Bible itself and subsequent history prove, if anything, that messengers get crucified, not autocrats, dictators or monarchs, who wear a mask of divine rights. Outsiders aren’t allowed into that clique until they destroy civilization, rebuild from scratch by whipping slaves thus deprived, and rewrite script before they die, thought of as the unlikeliest of scenarios. Anyway, next ruler erases all traces of you.

“Trump’s basic message has always been ‘I love you, and you love me, and we all hate the same people... I am suffering for you,’” said Berkeley sociologist Arlie Russell Hochschild. “In Trump, they have found the paranoiac in chief of the conspiracist sphere.”

Trump called presidential salary ($570,000/year including expenses) a trifle to be refused (not donated), then collected half a billion alone in hotel fees from secret service while on golf junkets at his own resorts. Who knows how much else? Politicians only care about power that money buys, much of which comes from lobbies and political action groups. Couple Trump will leverage their $240,000/year retirement to continue his relentless attack against civil rights, common sense, decency, democracy, inclusion, race, reason, tolerance and women while promoting progeny into office in order to pull strings and wield power. Demented rubes will continue to follow evil incarnate down a dark alley into dirty deals. Accepting a pardon means admitting guilt and removes right to avoid self incrimination, something prosecutors should apply to compel damning testimony. Trump has already drafted precluding pardons for himself and family.

“To announce loudly that you accept the proclamations of the Church of Trump, no matter how false, contradictory, or exaggerated, is to identify yourself as a member of that faith community; to deny them is to risk excommunication... Among the Trump faithful, acknowledging the actual outcome of the presidential election is apostasy.” Adam Serwer, in conservative slick The Atlantic, 10 December 2020.

Goal of autocracy is to supplant acquired knowledge, earned erudition, learned facts, and studied reason with loyalty oaths to the point that all conversations and decisions follow preset patterns that consolidate control, enslave masses, and purge dissenters. Conservatism is a virulent contagion that addles minds, stifles imagination, stokes fears, and sucks in all demographics through ego boosts, empty promises, and protection extortion. Prophets of doom live short lives of misery. Who needs panic porn they spout? But that's what bad leadership brings about. Everyone needs to do their own job instead of being a useless lout. When lazy recipients of federal largess look for heroes to make lives tolerable, they get victimized by villains. Columbus went from paragon to pariah overnight, as will Trump, though he exposed a vicious fascist movement hidden behind rightist establishment.

Election long over, lame duck wouldn’t concede. He just couldn’t accept another loss, tried to overturn 74 electoral and 7 million popular votes, 4% of a record 180 million votes tallied, not even close. After last campaign Trump claimed to have won 2 elections, when, in fact, he’s never earned any popular consensus, only one crowded primary by a narrow margin. Lost popular vote to first women ever to run for president, then to a moderate gentleman, all the more galling. Concerned citizens didn’t vote for Biden, they voted for “Bye, Don. You’re fired.” Democrats should have objected to states he carried, where fix was rigged in GOP’s favor by disenfranchising urban voters, forcing them to vote in person, gerrymandering districts to promote rural supporters, and removing poor from rolls. Conservative judges in appellate and circuit courts did everything possible to limit absentee ballots, democratic liberties, and legitimate voting rights. Those who claimed he still had a path to victory cited past frauds as hopeful examples. In those cases, counts were tight, hundreds apart not tens of thousands. In 2000, Bush’s own brother in Florida canceled ballots legally cast to beat Gore by a few hundred. "The Ham-bugler" has been a loser in every electoral and legal maneuver. After arm twisting of 150 local officials, blatant coercion, illegal attempts, and legislative conspiracy, his challenges fell flat in 80 court decisions.

On behalf of American public and Republican party "The Plague President" ceded the House, Senate and White House, disgusted 75% of citizens, drove Dow industrials down 60% (with rapid regain upon election results), enflamed Neo-Nazi extremism, lost 9 million jobs, mismanaged COVID killing one citizen per thousand (including 750 of his rally attendees) while trying to exploit and profit politically from it, put 30 million families at risk of being evicted from homes, then ludicrously described his 4 years as, “The greatest first term in presidential history,” Distributing tarnished Medal of Freedoms to political allies Jordan, Limbaugh and Nunes (no way on par with previous recipients Neil Armstrong or Walt Disney) demeans yet another institution among many he's already trashed. Football coach and former supporter Bill Belichick refused MOF from him. Blame the few who benefitted, knew all this, and shamelessly enabled him.

“Trump and his Republican enablers have normalized corruption and nepotism, degraded public discourse, invited foreign involvement in US elections, abused presidential pardons, deepened racial divides and politicized the bureaucracy in ways rarely seen in American history. Trump's refusal to concede after a clear loss is sweet music for autocrats across the globe and a stain on American's reputation. But his effort to subvert democracy has failed.” Timothy Frye, CNN broadcast, Dec. 22nd, 2020

A military or Supreme Court coup d'tat, as in banana republics Trump vilifies, might have negated results or War Powers Act delayed, if constitution didn’t exist and too many weren't willing risk prison sentences. Don’t think masses would stand for martial law; widespread civil unrest would break out, much to delight of neocons, who profit from conflict. Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton, himself under investigation for securities fraud, filed a SCOTUS lawsuit to invalidate results on behalf of a POTUS known to hand out pardons for such loyalty. What a shameless ploy! Hundreds of pages of filings offered no evidence just pure conjecture, yet withheld claims of actual voter fraud, since multiple recounts already disproved and that would be perjury. Hard to prove false counting in swing states, where they relied on verifiable paper ballots that can be rechecked and were. Only states that allow computer voting were vulnerable, such as Texas, where the Angry Creamsicle prevailed. After GOP routinely upheld state sovereignty, conservative hypocrisy wanted to pit one state against another. How can Texas tell Wisconsin how to conduct polls? Even though they stocked Supreme Court with allies, justices voted unanimously to reject Paxton’s suit according to the constitution they are bound to uphold.

In an action not seen since foreign invasion in 1812, insurrectionists armed with handguns and rifles waving confederate, MAGA, and nazi flags planted explosives with molotov cocktails in reserve, and set up a gallows to symbolize lynchings of nonwhite citizens and Obama reformers while they stormed Capitol Building. This clash that claimed six lives was directly incited by president, his adult children, personal lawyer, and several legislators, who thereby committed felonies broadcast live. Seems almost inconceivable. Hoover’s FBI would have already arrested all of them; so far, 70 conspirators have been charged. No democracy exists without inconvenient participation. If you’d rather not learn issues, identify candidates, investigate results, and prosecute traitors, you might be happier under a dictator or oligarch, though you might get whacked upon suspicion or whim.

Why allow an unstable clown to terrorize Americans with ridiculous post election disruptions? Anarchists and pyromaniacs want world to burn so their suicides drag others down. With humans you get gifts and waste, jewels and jokers; goal is to encourage less of one and more of the other. Otherwise civilization and sustenance nosedive. Would have posted this sooner but for weeks of disbelief at “what next” from this decomposing jack-o-lantern, who thrived upon disrespecting anyone who wouldn't kneel before him. What's to keep Putin's Puppy from selling state passcodes and secrets, when he cowered DOJ and FBI directors and obligated SCOTUS justices? What of penalties for libel, perjury and sedition? Shouldn't lawyers who suborn such nonsense be disbarred for life, and senators who support be impeached or recalled? How about restoring FCC rules that prohibited fake journalism and foul propaganda? “Words matter, and the power of life and death is in the tongue.” asserted Senate Chaplain Barry Black, after reconvening from riot and running for their lives Congress confirmed electoral decision for Joe Biden at 3:42 AM, too late on purpose for working stiffs to follow and rejoice in a smooth transfer of roles.

By inciting armed insurrection, mounting relentless challenges, and refusing to concede, Trump raised an additional quarter billion allegedly for legal defense, likely pocketed along with untold amounts from federal treasury. Who’s really paying for all these specious lawsuits? It’s just another way to transfer obligatory taxpaying into private pockets. Any wonder why deficit has doubled? His reckless accusations agitated 25% of nation with assault weapons and mental disorders, who serve as his most loyal minion. Fomenting civil disruption and overthrowing constitution is the very definition of sedition, an extremely serious capital offense punishable by death, because even noncombatants die during civil wars. It’s all a facade to continue with impunity capitol atrocity, oversea sellout, plunder of treasury, self-evident treason, but will be about as ineffective as his xenophobic barrier against Latino intruders.

Is The American Dream caught between social equity for all or unbridled prosperity only few can achieve? Equal opportunity and pay - irrelevant of age, creed, gender, orientation, and race - honors sanctity of nation’s 4 Freedoms. Too liberal a society for your avarice or tastes? If you don't like how things are run, you have options: Fight back as prescribed by law, hide in a hole or some remote backwater, run for office, or self exile elsewhere. Wrong to let yourself be duped or sold, you can always choose to do nothing or the opposite; don’t have to justify your reasons to anyone. However, if you act irresponsibly someone pays a price, often those you love or you. Calls came out for coming together, healing nation, but promoting fascism has no place and putting aside partisanship for sanity’s sake only welcomes worse transgressions. Nazis are not good people; they embody every known evil. Red states exist because residents there don't get along with customs on chaotic coasts where arrivals and departures run riot. Trump's family has already escaped to gated Florida estates where they’ve bought executive homes after fleecing the gullible and oblivious, but communities rushed to exclude them from cabals, country clubs, and cliques.

Many say they want honesty, yet recoil in hypocrisy when truths are told. Everyone’s bombarded relentlessly with rank misinformation and ruthless propaganda upon which they feel compelled to be bold. As if assailed by a cult, see up to 20 unsolicited emails daily of conservative codswallop under different names - GOP Times, Independent Press, Patriots News, Red Right Press - with links to dozens of bogus stories with nonsensical headlines and ridiculous fabrications that don’t convince, rather call underlying intent into question. Only the guilty drive so hard deceive. Pure absurdity, you’ll never get it in real mail, since that would constitute fraud punishable by fines and imprisonment. Carriers refuse to deliver such mendacity. USPS has been under assault, because as a government agency they enable voting, which minority party wants suppressed. Republicans only succeed when disenfranchised don’t show up and only supporters are permitted to vote. Freedom of speech imposes a duty to assume responsibility and report factually. All that tyrants need to succeed is that good people say nothing, so tacitly permit them to proceed.

“An electro cruiser coasted towards the exit and turned on Peaceful Valley Boulevard. ‘People make the difference,’ read a billboard above a long line of idling cars... Who’ll be the one to lead this world? Who’ll be the beacon in the night? Who’ll be the one to lead the nations and protect God's creations? Politicians gathered for a summit and came away with nothing to decide...” Neil Young, Le Noise, 2010

Digging up the dead with a shovel and a pick. It’s a job, it's a job. Bloody moon rising with a plague and a flood. Join the mob, join the mob.  It's all over, it's all over, it's all over. And there's a leak, there's a leak, in the boiler room. The poor, the lame, the blind: Who are the ones that we kept in charge? Killers, thieves, and lawyers. God’s away, God's away, God's Away... On Business.” Tom Waits, Epitaph Records, 2002